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| 1 | Most men like working on things. | 00:00:02,520 | 00:00:04,677 | 1 | 4 |
| 2 | Tools, objects, fixing things. This is what men enjoy doing. | 00:00:06,980 | 00:00:10,347 | 1 | 4 |
| 3 | Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway working on something with tools... | 00:00:10,773 | 00:00:14,105 | 1 | 4 |
| 4 | ...how all the other men in the neighbourhood... | 00:00:14,275 | 00:00:16,349 | 1 | 4 |
| 5 | ...are magnetically drawn to this activity? | 00:00:16,525 | 00:00:19,015 | 1 | 4 |
| 6 | They just come wandering out of the house like zombies. | 00:00:19,193 | 00:00:22,642 | 1 | 4 |
| 7 | Men-- lt's true. Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just: | 00:00:24,070 | 00:00:28,445 | 1 | 4 |
| 8 | They go running up to the living-room curtain. | 00:00:30,489 | 00:00:32,564 | 1 | 4 |
| 9 | '' Honey, l think Jim's working on something over there.'' | 00:00:32,740 | 00:00:36,356 | 1 | 4 |
| 10 | So they run over to the guy. | 00:00:37,117 | 00:00:38,444 | 1 | 4 |
| 11 | They don't actually help the guy. | 00:00:38,617 | 00:00:40,324 | 1 | 4 |
| 12 | No. They just want to hang around the area... | 00:00:40,493 | 00:00:44,784 | 1 | 4 |
| 13 | ...where work is being done. | 00:00:44,953 | 00:00:48,320 | 1 | 4 |
| 14 | That's what men want to do. | 00:00:49,788 | 00:00:52,325 | 1 | 4 |
| 15 | We want to watch the guy. We want to talk to him. | 00:00:52,498 | 00:00:54,785 | 1 | 4 |
| 16 | We want to ask him dumb questions. You know.... | 00:00:54,957 | 00:00:57,790 | 1 | 4 |
| 17 | ''What are you using, a Phillips head?'' | 00:00:59,626 | 00:01:02,032 | 1 | 4 |
| 18 | You know, we feel involved. | 00:01:03,294 | 00:01:05,332 | 1 | 4 |
| 19 | That's why when they have construction sites... | 00:01:05,503 | 00:01:07,624 | 1 | 4 |
| 20 | ...they have to have those wood panel fences around it. | 00:01:07,795 | 00:01:10,202 | 1 | 4 |
| 21 | That's just to keep the men out. | 00:01:10,380 | 00:01:13,165 | 1 | 4 |
| 22 | They cut those little holes for us... | 00:01:13,339 | 00:01:14,998 | 1 | 4 |
| 23 | ...so we can see what the hell is going on. | 00:01:15,173 | 00:01:17,793 | 1 | 4 |
| 24 | But if they don't cut those holes, we are climbing those fences. | 00:01:17,966 | 00:01:21,878 | 1 | 4 |
| 25 | Right over there. ''What are you using, the steel girders down here?'' | 00:01:22,051 | 00:01:25,797 | 1 | 4 |
| 26 | Yeah, that'll hold. | 00:01:26,969 | 00:01:29,424 | 1 | 4 |
| 27 | l had to say something. | 00:01:42,309 | 00:01:43,719 | 1 | 4 |
| 28 | Had to say something. | 00:01:44,601 | 00:01:45,846 | 1 | 4 |
| 29 | Everything was going so well. l had to say something. | 00:01:46,019 | 00:01:48,769 | 1 | 4 |
| 30 | l don't think you did anything wrong. | 00:01:48,936 | 00:01:50,560 | 1 | 4 |
| 31 | l told her l liked her. Why? | 00:01:50,729 | 00:01:54,309 | 1 | 4 |
| 32 | Why did l tell her l like her? | 00:01:54,480 | 00:01:56,021 | 1 | 4 |
| 33 | l have this sick compulsion to tell women how l feel. | 00:01:56,856 | 00:02:00,472 | 1 | 4 |
| 34 | l like you. l don't tell you. | 00:02:00,649 | 00:02:02,392 | 1 | 4 |
| 35 | We can only thank God for that. | 00:02:02,567 | 00:02:04,605 | 1 | 4 |
| 36 | l'm out of the picture. l am out of the picture. | 00:02:05,568 | 00:02:08,935 | 1 | 4 |
| 37 | Matter of time now. | 00:02:09,444 | 00:02:11,352 | 1 | 4 |
| 38 | -You're imagining this. Really. -Oh, no. No, no. | 00:02:11,528 | 00:02:15,571 | 1 | 4 |
| 39 | l'll tell you when it happened too. | 00:02:18,406 | 00:02:20,444 | 1 | 4 |
| 40 | lt's when that floss came flying out of my pocket. | 00:02:20,615 | 00:02:24,563 | 1 | 4 |
| 41 | What floss? When? | 00:02:24,742 | 00:02:26,780 | 1 | 4 |
| 42 | ln the lobby, during the intermission of the play. | 00:02:26,951 | 00:02:29,073 | 1 | 4 |
| 43 | l was buying her one of those containers of orange drink. | 00:02:29,244 | 00:02:31,780 | 1 | 4 |
| 44 | For $5. | 00:02:31,953 | 00:02:33,826 | 1 | 4 |
| 45 | l reach into my pocket to pay for it. l look down. | 00:02:33,996 | 00:02:35,904 | 1 | 4 |
| 46 | There's this piece of green floss hanging from my fingers. | 00:02:36,080 | 00:02:38,949 | 1 | 4 |
| 47 | -Mint. -Of course. | 00:02:39,123 | 00:02:41,873 | 1 | 4 |
| 48 | So l'm looking at it. l look up and see she's looking at it. | 00:02:42,040 | 00:02:46,332 | 1 | 4 |
| 49 | Our eyes lock. | 00:02:46,500 | 00:02:48,291 | 1 | 4 |
| 50 | lt was a horrible moment. l just.... | 00:02:49,752 | 00:02:51,624 | 1 | 4 |
| 51 | So let me get this straight. She saw the floss. | 00:02:53,962 | 00:02:57,329 | 1 | 4 |
| 52 | You panicked, and you told her you liked her. | 00:02:57,505 | 00:03:00,587 | 1 | 4 |
| 53 | lf l didn't put floss in my pocket... | 00:03:00,756 | 00:03:02,415 | 1 | 4 |
| 54 | ...l'd be crawling around her bedroom right now, looking for my glasses. | 00:03:02,590 | 00:03:06,716 | 1 | 4 |
| 55 | -You sure the floss was the catalyst? -Yes, l am. | 00:03:06,883 | 00:03:11,009 | 1 | 4 |
| 56 | You don't think it might have had anything to do with that? | 00:03:11,177 | 00:03:14,295 | 1 | 4 |
| 57 | What, you don't like this? | 00:03:14,970 | 00:03:16,712 | 1 | 4 |
| 58 | Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal. | 00:03:16,887 | 00:03:19,922 | 1 | 4 |
| 59 | They got a cure for cancer. See, it's all big business. | 00:03:21,181 | 00:03:25,923 | 1 | 4 |
| 60 | Oh, hey! Jerry just walked in. | 00:03:26,558 | 00:03:28,964 | 1 | 4 |
| 61 | Hi, George! | 00:03:29,142 | 00:03:30,884 | 1 | 4 |
| 62 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take my number. | 00:03:31,810 | 00:03:33,931 | 1 | 4 |
| 63 | lt's 555-8643. | 00:03:34,102 | 00:03:38,678 | 1 | 4 |
| 64 | Okay. Here he is. | 00:03:39,271 | 00:03:40,930 | 1 | 4 |
| 65 | -Who is it? -Take it. | 00:03:41,814 | 00:03:43,307 | 1 | 4 |
| 66 | -Who is it? -lt's for you. | 00:03:44,356 | 00:03:46,893 | 1 | 4 |
| 67 | Hello? | 00:03:48,483 | 00:03:49,810 | 1 | 4 |
| 68 | Oh, hi, Joel. | 00:03:50,025 | 00:03:52,645 | 1 | 4 |
| 69 | No. l was out of town. l just got back. | 00:03:52,818 | 00:03:55,770 | 1 | 4 |
| 70 | Kramer doesn't know anything. He's just my next-door neighbour. | 00:03:55,944 | 00:03:59,311 | 1 | 4 |
| 71 | Nothing much. Tuesday? | 00:03:59,487 | 00:04:02,570 | 1 | 4 |
| 72 | Tuesday, no. l'm meeting somebody. | 00:04:03,322 | 00:04:07,234 | 1 | 4 |
| 73 | Wednesday? | 00:04:08,032 | 00:04:09,988 | 1 | 4 |
| 74 | Wednesday's okay. All right. | 00:04:10,283 | 00:04:14,148 | 1 | 4 |
| 75 | l'm a little busy right now. Can we talk Wednesday morning? | 00:04:14,326 | 00:04:16,994 | 1 | 4 |
| 76 | Okay. Yeah. | 00:04:17,161 | 00:04:18,737 | 1 | 4 |
| 77 | Right. Thanks. Bye. | 00:04:18,911 | 00:04:21,483 | 1 | 4 |
| 78 | Why do you put me on the phone with him? | 00:04:21,662 | 00:04:23,737 | 1 | 4 |
| 79 | l hate just being handed a phone. | 00:04:23,913 | 00:04:26,070 | 1 | 4 |
| 80 | Well, it's your phone. He wanted to talk to you. | 00:04:26,248 | 00:04:28,488 | 1 | 4 |
| 81 | Maybe l didn't want to talk to him. | 00:04:28,665 | 00:04:30,703 | 1 | 4 |
| 82 | -Well, why not? -He bothers me. | 00:04:30,874 | 00:04:32,782 | 1 | 4 |
| 83 | l don't answer the phone anymore because of him. | 00:04:32,958 | 00:04:35,080 | 1 | 4 |
| 84 | He's turned me into a screener. | 00:04:35,251 | 00:04:37,657 | 1 | 4 |
| 85 | Now l gotta see him on Wednesday. | 00:04:38,836 | 00:04:40,661 | 1 | 4 |
| 86 | What? l thought we had tickets to the Knick game Wednesday. | 00:04:40,837 | 00:04:43,456 | 1 | 4 |
| 87 | We got seats behind the bench. | 00:04:43,671 | 00:04:44,999 | 1 | 4 |
| 88 | -What happened? We're not going? -We're going. | 00:04:45,338 | 00:04:47,543 | 1 | 4 |
| 89 | That's next Wednesday. | 00:04:47,714 | 00:04:49,753 | 1 | 4 |
| 90 | -Who is this guy? -His name's Joel Horneck. | 00:04:51,674 | 00:04:54,164 | 1 | 4 |
| 91 | He lived, like, three houses down from me when l grew up. | 00:04:54,342 | 00:04:57,009 | 1 | 4 |
| 92 | He had a Ping-Pong table. We were friends. | 00:04:57,176 | 00:05:00,175 | 1 | 4 |
| 93 | Should l suffer the rest of my life because l like to play Ping-Pong? | 00:05:00,344 | 00:05:04,802 | 1 | 4 |
| 94 | l was 1 0! | 00:05:04,971 | 00:05:07,211 | 1 | 4 |
| 95 | l would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table. | 00:05:07,764 | 00:05:10,965 | 1 | 4 |
| 96 | He's so self-involved. | 00:05:14,016 | 00:05:16,766 | 1 | 4 |
| 97 | That's for me. | 00:05:20,018 | 00:05:22,140 | 1 | 4 |
| 98 | Kramerica lndustries. | 00:05:23,103 | 00:05:24,596 | 1 | 4 |
| 99 | Hi, Mark. | 00:05:25,187 | 00:05:26,597 | 1 | 4 |
| 100 | No, no. Forget that. l got a better idea. | 00:05:26,979 | 00:05:30,181 | 1 | 4 |
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CREATE TABLE subtitles
(subtitle_id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
contents TEXT,
start TEXT,
end TEXT,
season INTEGER,
episode INTEGER);