subtitle_id,contents,start,end,season,episode
1,"Most men like working on things.
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2,"Tools, objects, fixing things.
This is what men enjoy doing.
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3,"Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway
working on something with tools...
","00:00:10,773","00:00:14,105",1,4
4,"...how all the other men
in the neighbourhood...
","00:00:14,275","00:00:16,349",1,4
5,"...are magnetically drawn
to this activity?
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6,"They just come wandering out
of the house like zombies.
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7,"Men-- lt's true. Men hear a drill,
it's like a dog whistle. Just:
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8,"They go running up
to the living-room curtain.
","00:00:30,489","00:00:32,564",1,4
9,"'' Honey, l think Jim's working
on something over there.''
","00:00:32,740","00:00:36,356",1,4
10,"So they run over to the guy.
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11,"They don't actually help the guy.
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12,"No. They just want to hang
around the area...
","00:00:40,493","00:00:44,784",1,4
13,"...where work is being done.
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14,"That's what men want to do.
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15,"We want to watch the guy.
We want to talk to him.
","00:00:52,498","00:00:54,785",1,4
16,"We want to ask him dumb questions.
You know....
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17,"''What are you using,
a Phillips head?''
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18,"You know, we feel involved.
","00:01:03,294","00:01:05,332",1,4
19,"That's why when they have
construction sites...
","00:01:05,503","00:01:07,624",1,4
20,"...they have to have those wood
panel fences around it.
","00:01:07,795","00:01:10,202",1,4
21,"That's just to keep the men out.
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22,"They cut those little holes for us...
","00:01:13,339","00:01:14,998",1,4
23,"...so we can see
what the hell is going on.
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24,"But if they don't cut those holes,
we are climbing those fences.
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25,"Right over there. ''What are you using,
the steel girders down here?''
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26,"Yeah, that'll hold.
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27,"l had to say something.
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28,"Had to say something.
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29,"Everything was going so well.
l had to say something.
","00:01:46,019","00:01:48,769",1,4
30,"l don't think you did
anything wrong.
","00:01:48,936","00:01:50,560",1,4
31,"l told her l liked her. Why?
","00:01:50,729","00:01:54,309",1,4
32,"Why did l tell her l like her?
","00:01:54,480","00:01:56,021",1,4
33,"l have this sick compulsion
to tell women how l feel.
","00:01:56,856","00:02:00,472",1,4
34,"l like you. l don't tell you.
","00:02:00,649","00:02:02,392",1,4
35,"We can only thank God for that.
","00:02:02,567","00:02:04,605",1,4
36,"l'm out of the picture.
l am out of the picture.
","00:02:05,568","00:02:08,935",1,4
37,"Matter of time now.
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38,"-You're imagining this. Really.
-Oh, no. No, no.
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39,"l'll tell you when it happened too.
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40,"lt's when that floss came
flying out of my pocket.
","00:02:20,615","00:02:24,563",1,4
41,"What floss? When?
","00:02:24,742","00:02:26,780",1,4
42,"ln the lobby, during
the intermission of the play.
","00:02:26,951","00:02:29,073",1,4
43,"l was buying her one of those
containers of orange drink.
","00:02:29,244","00:02:31,780",1,4
44,"For $5.
","00:02:31,953","00:02:33,826",1,4
45,"l reach into my pocket
to pay for it. l look down.
","00:02:33,996","00:02:35,904",1,4
46,"There's this piece of green floss
hanging from my fingers.
","00:02:36,080","00:02:38,949",1,4
47,"-Mint.
-Of course.
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48,"So l'm looking at it.
l look up and see she's looking at it.
","00:02:42,040","00:02:46,332",1,4
49,"Our eyes lock.
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50,"lt was a horrible moment. l just....
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51,"So let me get this straight.
She saw the floss.
","00:02:53,962","00:02:57,329",1,4
52,"You panicked, and you told her
you liked her.
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53,"lf l didn't put floss in my pocket...
","00:03:00,756","00:03:02,415",1,4
54,"...l'd be crawling around her bedroom
right now, looking for my glasses.
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55,"-You sure the floss was the catalyst?
-Yes, l am.
","00:03:06,883","00:03:11,009",1,4
56,"You don't think it might have
had anything to do with that?
","00:03:11,177","00:03:14,295",1,4
57,"What, you don't like this?
","00:03:14,970","00:03:16,712",1,4
58,"Looks like your belt is digesting
a small animal.
","00:03:16,887","00:03:19,922",1,4
59,"They got a cure for cancer.
See, it's all big business.
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60,"Oh, hey! Jerry just walked in.
","00:03:26,558","00:03:28,964",1,4
61,"Hi, George!
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62,"Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take my number.
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63,"lt's 555-8643.
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64,"Okay. Here he is.
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65,"-Who is it?
-Take it.
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66,"-Who is it?
-lt's for you.
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67,"Hello?
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68,"Oh, hi, Joel.
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69,"No. l was out of town.
l just got back.
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70,"Kramer doesn't know anything.
He's just my next-door neighbour.
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71,"Nothing much. Tuesday?
","00:03:59,487","00:04:02,570",1,4
72,"Tuesday, no.
l'm meeting somebody.
","00:04:03,322","00:04:07,234",1,4
73,"Wednesday?
","00:04:08,032","00:04:09,988",1,4
74,"Wednesday's okay. All right.
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75,"l'm a little busy right now.
Can we talk Wednesday morning?
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76,"Okay. Yeah.
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77,"Right. Thanks. Bye.
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78,"Why do you put me
on the phone with him?
","00:04:21,662","00:04:23,737",1,4
79,"l hate just being handed a phone.
","00:04:23,913","00:04:26,070",1,4
80,"Well, it's your phone.
He wanted to talk to you.
","00:04:26,248","00:04:28,488",1,4
81,"Maybe l didn't want to talk to him.
","00:04:28,665","00:04:30,703",1,4
82,"-Well, why not?
-He bothers me.
","00:04:30,874","00:04:32,782",1,4
83,"l don't answer the phone anymore
because of him.
","00:04:32,958","00:04:35,080",1,4
84,"He's turned me into a screener.
","00:04:35,251","00:04:37,657",1,4
85,"Now l gotta see him on Wednesday.
","00:04:38,836","00:04:40,661",1,4
86,"What? l thought we had tickets
to the Knick game Wednesday.
","00:04:40,837","00:04:43,456",1,4
87,"We got seats behind the bench.
","00:04:43,671","00:04:44,999",1,4
88,"-What happened? We're not going?
-We're going.
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89,"That's next Wednesday.
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90,"-Who is this guy?
-His name's Joel Horneck.
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91,"He lived, like, three houses down
from me when l grew up.
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92,"He had a Ping-Pong table.
We were friends.
","00:04:57,176","00:05:00,175",1,4
93,"Should l suffer the rest of my life
because l like to play Ping-Pong?
","00:05:00,344","00:05:04,802",1,4
94,"l was 1 0!
","00:05:04,971","00:05:07,211",1,4
95,"l would've been friends with Stalin
if he had a Ping-Pong table.
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96,"He's so self-involved.
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97,"That's for me.
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98,"Kramerica lndustries.
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99,"Hi, Mark.
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100,"No, no. Forget that.
l got a better idea.
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