subtitle_id,contents,start,end,season,episode
4608,"You know, I tell you,
I gotta say
","00:00:00,933","00:00:02,500",2,8
4609,"that I'm enjoying adulthood
for a lot of reasons,
","00:00:02,533","00:00:05,566",2,8
4610,"and I'll tell you
reason number one.
","00:00:05,600","00:00:06,966",2,8
4611,"As an adult,
","00:00:07,000","00:00:08,500",2,8
4612,"if I want a cookie,
I have a cookie, okay?
","00:00:08,533","00:00:13,233",2,8
4613,"I have three cookies
or four cookies,
","00:00:13,266","00:00:16,400",2,8
4614,"or 11 cookies if I want.
","00:00:16,433","00:00:19,533",2,8
4615,"Many times,
I will intentionally ruin
","00:00:19,566","00:00:22,800",2,8
4616,"my entire appetite.
","00:00:22,833","00:00:25,133",2,8
4617,"Just ruin it...
","00:00:25,166","00:00:26,366",2,8
4618,"and then I call my mother up
right after
","00:00:26,400","00:00:28,200",2,8
4619,"to tell her that I did it.
","00:00:28,233","00:00:30,000",2,8
4620,"to tell her that I did it.
","00:00:30,000","00:00:30,566",2,8
4621,"Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just
ruined my entire appetite.
","00:00:30,600","00:00:34,066",2,8
4622,"Cookies.
","00:00:34,100","00:00:37,400",2,8
4623,"So what if you ruin it?
","00:00:37,433","00:00:38,633",2,8
4624,"See, because as an adult,
we understand
","00:00:38,666","00:00:40,133",2,8
4625,"even if you ruin an appetite,
","00:00:40,166","00:00:41,900",2,8
4626,"there's another appetite
coming right behind it.
","00:00:41,933","00:00:45,066",2,8
4627,"There's no danger
in running out of appetites.
","00:00:45,100","00:00:48,033",2,8
4628,"I've got millions of them.
I ruin them whenever I want.
","00:00:48,066","00:00:51,166",2,8
4629,"[SCI-FI TELEVISION PROGRAM
PLAYING]
","00:00:55,866","00:00:59,466",2,8
4630,"<i>Look, Sigmond,</i>
<i>look at the sky!</i>
","00:00:59,500","00:01:02,466",2,8
4631,"<i>The planet's on fire.</i>
","00:01:02,500","00:01:05,200",2,8
4632,"<i>It is just as you prophesied--</i>
","00:01:05,233","00:01:07,166",2,8
4633,"The planets of our solar system
<i>incinerating</i>
","00:01:07,200","00:01:10,866",2,8
4634,"<i>like flaming globes, Sigmond,</i>
<i>like flaming globes!</i>
","00:01:10,900","00:01:16,466",2,8
4635,"[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
","00:01:16,500","00:01:18,900",2,8
4636,"<i>Sigmond...</i>
","00:01:21,233","00:01:23,266",2,8
4637,"Sigmond...
","00:01:36,566","00:01:40,366",2,8
4638,"[CHUCKLES]
","00:01:40,400","00:01:43,366",2,8
4639,"[♪]
","00:01:43,400","00:01:45,566",2,8
4640,"Thank you.
","00:01:47,266","00:01:48,333",2,8
4641,"What do you got,
a cucumber?
","00:01:50,400","00:01:52,166",2,8
4642,"Yeah. So what?
","00:01:52,200","00:01:53,971",2,8
4643,"Yeah. So what?
","00:01:53,971","00:01:54,866",2,8
4644,"You're bringing in
an outside cucumber?
","00:01:54,900","00:01:57,833",2,8
4645,"They refuse to put cucumber
in the salad. I need cucumber.
","00:01:57,866","00:02:01,033",2,8
4646,"What have I done?
I can't read this.
","00:02:01,066","00:02:04,133",2,8
4647,"""Fullman...
Hurtel...vom""?
","00:02:04,166","00:02:08,733",2,8
4648,"I got up last night,
I wrote this down
","00:02:08,766","00:02:10,566",2,8
4649,"I thought I had
this great bit.
","00:02:10,600","00:02:13,200",2,8
4650,"Wait a second.
Wait a second.
","00:02:13,233","00:02:15,366",2,8
4651,"""Fax me some halibut.""
","00:02:15,400","00:02:19,800",2,8
4652,"Is that funny?
Is that a joke?
","00:02:19,833","00:02:21,700",2,8
4653,"Let me see that.
","00:02:21,733","00:02:23,400",2,8
4654,"""Don't mess
with Johnny.""
","00:02:23,433","00:02:23,971",2,8
4655,"""Don't mess
with Johnny.""
","00:02:23,971","00:02:27,000",2,8
4656,"Johnny? Johnny who?
","00:02:27,033","00:02:28,533",2,8
4657,"Johnny Carson?
","00:02:28,566","00:02:29,800",2,8
4658,"Did I insult Johnny
on <i>The Tonight Show?</i>
","00:02:29,833","00:02:32,033",2,8
4659,"Did you mess
with Johnny, Jerry?
","00:02:32,066","00:02:34,300",2,8
4660,"Let me see that.
","00:02:34,333","00:02:37,200",2,8
4661,"Hey, where's Kramer?
","00:02:37,233","00:02:38,533",2,8
4662,"I don't know.
","00:02:38,566","00:02:40,066",2,8
4663,"That's like asking
""Where's Waldo?""
","00:02:40,100","00:02:41,866",2,8
4664,"I think I'm having
a heart attack.
","00:02:41,900","00:02:44,200",2,8
4665,"I don't think that's it.
","00:02:44,233","00:02:46,700",2,8
4666,"I'm not kidding.
","00:02:46,733","00:02:47,800",2,8
4667,"What does that mean?
","00:02:47,833","00:02:48,766",2,8
4668,"I think what
he's trying to say
","00:02:50,566","00:02:53,833",2,8
4669,"is that he's having
a heart attack.
","00:02:53,866","00:02:53,971",2,8
4670,"is that he's having
a heart attack.
","00:02:53,971","00:02:55,500",2,8
4671,"Oh, he's having
a heart attack.
","00:02:55,533","00:02:57,200",2,8
4672,"Tightness.
","00:02:57,233","00:02:58,633",2,8
4673,"Come on.
","00:02:58,666","00:02:59,800",2,8
4674,"Shortness
of breath.
","00:02:59,833","00:03:00,800",2,8
4675,"Oh, this is
ridiculous.
","00:03:00,833","00:03:01,900",2,8
4676,"Radiating waves of pain.
","00:03:01,933","00:03:03,366",2,8
4677,"I know what
this is.
","00:03:03,400","00:03:04,400",2,8
4678,"You saw that show
on PBS last night,
","00:03:04,433","00:03:07,066",2,8
4679,"<i>Coronary Country.</i>
","00:03:07,100","00:03:09,700",2,8
4680,"I saw it in
the <i>TV Guide.</i>
","00:03:09,733","00:03:11,233",2,8
4681,"I called him
told him
","00:03:11,266","00:03:12,533",2,8
4682,"make sure
and not watch it.
","00:03:12,566","00:03:14,166",2,8
4683,"There was nothing else on.
","00:03:14,200","00:03:16,166",2,8
4684,"Have some water--
","00:03:16,200","00:03:17,333",2,8
4685,"Oh, the left arm!
Left arm.
","00:03:17,366","00:03:19,066",2,8
4686,"He saw that show
on anorexia last year,
","00:03:19,100","00:03:22,033",2,8
4687,"ate like an animal
for two weeks.
","00:03:22,066","00:03:23,971",2,8
4688,"ate like an animal
for two weeks.
","00:03:23,971","00:03:24,066",2,8
4689,"Why can't I have a heart attack?
I'm allowed!
","00:03:24,100","00:03:26,800",2,8
4690,"So what do you want?
","00:03:26,833","00:03:27,900",2,8
4691,"You want me to take you
to the hospital?
","00:03:27,933","00:03:29,700",2,8
4692,"Manhattan Memorial.
Less of a line.
","00:03:29,733","00:03:31,233",2,8
4693,"I'll call an ambulance.
","00:03:31,266","00:03:33,033",2,8
4694,"Is everything
all right?
","00:03:35,100","00:03:36,633",2,8
4695,"We'll just take a check.
","00:03:36,666","00:03:39,100",2,8
4696,"You made a mistake on the--
","00:03:45,400","00:03:46,566",2,8
4697,"George!
","00:03:46,600","00:03:48,700",2,8
4698,"[SIRENS WAILING]
","00:03:48,733","00:03:50,166",2,8
4699,"PATIENT: Aah...
","00:03:52,566","00:03:53,971",2,8
4700,"PATIENT: Aah...
","00:03:53,971","00:03:55,866",2,8
4701,"Are you okay?
","00:03:55,900","00:03:57,033",2,8
4702,"Ooh!
","00:03:57,066","00:03:59,666",2,8
4703,"I'm George.
","00:03:59,700","00:04:02,666",2,8
4704,"George Costanza.
","00:04:02,700","00:04:05,633",2,8
4705,"I never been in a hospital
a day in my life...
","00:04:05,666","00:04:09,466",2,8
4706,"except when I had
my tonsils out.
","00:04:09,500","00:04:12,666",2,8
4707,"You know, they never gave me
any ice cream.
","00:04:12,700","00:04:17,000",2,8