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4608 You know, I tell you, I gotta say 00:00:00,933 00:00:02,500 2 8
4609 that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons, 00:00:02,533 00:00:05,566 2 8
4610 and I'll tell you reason number one. 00:00:05,600 00:00:06,966 2 8
4611 As an adult, 00:00:07,000 00:00:08,500 2 8
4612 if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay? 00:00:08,533 00:00:13,233 2 8
4613 I have three cookies or four cookies, 00:00:13,266 00:00:16,400 2 8
4614 or 11 cookies if I want. 00:00:16,433 00:00:19,533 2 8
4615 Many times, I will intentionally ruin 00:00:19,566 00:00:22,800 2 8
4616 my entire appetite. 00:00:22,833 00:00:25,133 2 8
4617 Just ruin it... 00:00:25,166 00:00:26,366 2 8
4618 and then I call my mother up right after 00:00:26,400 00:00:28,200 2 8
4619 to tell her that I did it. 00:00:28,233 00:00:30,000 2 8
4620 to tell her that I did it. 00:00:30,000 00:00:30,566 2 8
4621 Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite. 00:00:30,600 00:00:34,066 2 8
4622 Cookies. 00:00:34,100 00:00:37,400 2 8
4623 So what if you ruin it? 00:00:37,433 00:00:38,633 2 8
4624 See, because as an adult, we understand 00:00:38,666 00:00:40,133 2 8
4625 even if you ruin an appetite, 00:00:40,166 00:00:41,900 2 8
4626 there's another appetite coming right behind it. 00:00:41,933 00:00:45,066 2 8
4627 There's no danger in running out of appetites. 00:00:45,100 00:00:48,033 2 8
4628 I've got millions of them. I ruin them whenever I want. 00:00:48,066 00:00:51,166 2 8
4629 [SCI-FI TELEVISION PROGRAM PLAYING] 00:00:55,866 00:00:59,466 2 8
4630 <i>Look, Sigmond,</i> <i>look at the sky!</i> 00:00:59,500 00:01:02,466 2 8
4631 <i>The planet's on fire.</i> 00:01:02,500 00:01:05,200 2 8
4632 <i>It is just as you prophesied--</i> 00:01:05,233 00:01:07,166 2 8
4633 The planets of our solar system <i>incinerating</i> 00:01:07,200 00:01:10,866 2 8
4634 <i>like flaming globes, Sigmond,</i> <i>like flaming globes!</i> 00:01:10,900 00:01:16,466 2 8
4635 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 00:01:16,500 00:01:18,900 2 8
4636 <i>Sigmond...</i> 00:01:21,233 00:01:23,266 2 8
4637 Sigmond... 00:01:36,566 00:01:40,366 2 8
4638 [CHUCKLES] 00:01:40,400 00:01:43,366 2 8
4639 [♪] 00:01:43,400 00:01:45,566 2 8
4640 Thank you. 00:01:47,266 00:01:48,333 2 8
4641 What do you got, a cucumber? 00:01:50,400 00:01:52,166 2 8
4642 Yeah. So what? 00:01:52,200 00:01:53,971 2 8
4643 Yeah. So what? 00:01:53,971 00:01:54,866 2 8
4644 You're bringing in an outside cucumber? 00:01:54,900 00:01:57,833 2 8
4645 They refuse to put cucumber in the salad. I need cucumber. 00:01:57,866 00:02:01,033 2 8
4646 What have I done? I can't read this. 00:02:01,066 00:02:04,133 2 8
4647 "Fullman... Hurtel...vom"? 00:02:04,166 00:02:08,733 2 8
4648 I got up last night, I wrote this down 00:02:08,766 00:02:10,566 2 8
4649 I thought I had this great bit. 00:02:10,600 00:02:13,200 2 8
4650 Wait a second. Wait a second. 00:02:13,233 00:02:15,366 2 8
4651 "Fax me some halibut." 00:02:15,400 00:02:19,800 2 8
4652 Is that funny? Is that a joke? 00:02:19,833 00:02:21,700 2 8
4653 Let me see that. 00:02:21,733 00:02:23,400 2 8
4654 "Don't mess with Johnny." 00:02:23,433 00:02:23,971 2 8
4655 "Don't mess with Johnny." 00:02:23,971 00:02:27,000 2 8
4656 Johnny? Johnny who? 00:02:27,033 00:02:28,533 2 8
4657 Johnny Carson? 00:02:28,566 00:02:29,800 2 8
4658 Did I insult Johnny on <i>The Tonight Show?</i> 00:02:29,833 00:02:32,033 2 8
4659 Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry? 00:02:32,066 00:02:34,300 2 8
4660 Let me see that. 00:02:34,333 00:02:37,200 2 8
4661 Hey, where's Kramer? 00:02:37,233 00:02:38,533 2 8
4662 I don't know. 00:02:38,566 00:02:40,066 2 8
4663 That's like asking "Where's Waldo?" 00:02:40,100 00:02:41,866 2 8
4664 I think I'm having a heart attack. 00:02:41,900 00:02:44,200 2 8
4665 I don't think that's it. 00:02:44,233 00:02:46,700 2 8
4666 I'm not kidding. 00:02:46,733 00:02:47,800 2 8
4667 What does that mean? 00:02:47,833 00:02:48,766 2 8
4668 I think what he's trying to say 00:02:50,566 00:02:53,833 2 8
4669 is that he's having a heart attack. 00:02:53,866 00:02:53,971 2 8
4670 is that he's having a heart attack. 00:02:53,971 00:02:55,500 2 8
4671 Oh, he's having a heart attack. 00:02:55,533 00:02:57,200 2 8
4672 Tightness. 00:02:57,233 00:02:58,633 2 8
4673 Come on. 00:02:58,666 00:02:59,800 2 8
4674 Shortness of breath. 00:02:59,833 00:03:00,800 2 8
4675 Oh, this is ridiculous. 00:03:00,833 00:03:01,900 2 8
4676 Radiating waves of pain. 00:03:01,933 00:03:03,366 2 8
4677 I know what this is. 00:03:03,400 00:03:04,400 2 8
4678 You saw that show on PBS last night, 00:03:04,433 00:03:07,066 2 8
4679 <i>Coronary Country.</i> 00:03:07,100 00:03:09,700 2 8
4680 I saw it in the <i>TV Guide.</i> 00:03:09,733 00:03:11,233 2 8
4681 I called him told him 00:03:11,266 00:03:12,533 2 8
4682 make sure and not watch it. 00:03:12,566 00:03:14,166 2 8
4683 There was nothing else on. 00:03:14,200 00:03:16,166 2 8
4684 Have some water-- 00:03:16,200 00:03:17,333 2 8
4685 Oh, the left arm! Left arm. 00:03:17,366 00:03:19,066 2 8
4686 He saw that show on anorexia last year, 00:03:19,100 00:03:22,033 2 8
4687 ate like an animal for two weeks. 00:03:22,066 00:03:23,971 2 8
4688 ate like an animal for two weeks. 00:03:23,971 00:03:24,066 2 8
4689 Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed! 00:03:24,100 00:03:26,800 2 8
4690 So what do you want? 00:03:26,833 00:03:27,900 2 8
4691 You want me to take you to the hospital? 00:03:27,933 00:03:29,700 2 8
4692 Manhattan Memorial. Less of a line. 00:03:29,733 00:03:31,233 2 8
4693 I'll call an ambulance. 00:03:31,266 00:03:33,033 2 8
4694 Is everything all right? 00:03:35,100 00:03:36,633 2 8
4695 We'll just take a check. 00:03:36,666 00:03:39,100 2 8
4696 You made a mistake on the-- 00:03:45,400 00:03:46,566 2 8
4697 George! 00:03:46,600 00:03:48,700 2 8
4698 [SIRENS WAILING] 00:03:48,733 00:03:50,166 2 8
4699 PATIENT: Aah... 00:03:52,566 00:03:53,971 2 8
4700 PATIENT: Aah... 00:03:53,971 00:03:55,866 2 8
4701 Are you okay? 00:03:55,900 00:03:57,033 2 8
4702 Ooh! 00:03:57,066 00:03:59,666 2 8
4703 I'm George. 00:03:59,700 00:04:02,666 2 8
4704 George Costanza. 00:04:02,700 00:04:05,633 2 8
4705 I never been in a hospital a day in my life... 00:04:05,666 00:04:09,466 2 8
4706 except when I had my tonsils out. 00:04:09,500 00:04:12,666 2 8
4707 You know, they never gave me any ice cream. 00:04:12,700 00:04:17,000 2 8

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CREATE TABLE subtitles
            (subtitle_id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
             contents TEXT,
             start TEXT,
             end TEXT,
             season INTEGER,
             episode INTEGER);