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2927 My parents live in Florida now. 00:00:01,527 00:00:03,060 2 2
2928 They moved there last year. 00:00:03,093 00:00:04,993 2 2
2929 They didn't want to move to Florida, 00:00:05,027 00:00:06,393 2 2
2930 but they're in their 60s, 00:00:06,427 00:00:08,060 2 2
2931 and that's the law. 00:00:08,093 00:00:10,727 2 2
2932 You know how it works. 00:00:10,760 00:00:11,960 2 2
2933 They got the leisure police. 00:00:11,993 00:00:14,393 2 2
2934 They pull up in front of the old people's house 00:00:14,427 00:00:16,660 2 2
2935 with the golf cart, jump out, "Let's go, Pop! 00:00:16,693 00:00:18,460 2 2
2936 "White belt, white pants, white shoes! 00:00:18,493 00:00:19,660 2 2
2937 "Get in the back! 00:00:19,693 00:00:20,860 2 2
2938 Drop the snow shovel! Right there! Drop it!" 00:00:20,893 00:00:22,893 2 2
2939 I am not much for the family gathering. 00:00:22,927 00:00:25,860 2 2
2940 You ever sit there, 00:00:25,893 00:00:27,193 2 2
2941 and the conversation's so boring, it's so dull? 00:00:27,227 00:00:29,627 2 2
2942 And you start to fantasize. 00:00:29,660 00:00:30,000 2 2
2943 And you start to fantasize. 00:00:30,000 00:00:31,027 2 2
2944 You know, you think, 00:00:31,060 00:00:32,560 2 2
2945 what if I just...got up and jumped out that window? 00:00:32,593 00:00:35,727 2 2
2946 Just crash right through the glass, you know? 00:00:35,760 00:00:39,060 2 2
2947 Come back in. 00:00:39,093 00:00:40,527 2 2
2948 There's broken glass, everybody's all upset. 00:00:40,560 00:00:42,227 2 2
2949 "No, I'm all right. I was a little bored there. 00:00:42,260 00:00:44,560 2 2
2950 "No, I'm fine. I came back. I wanted to hear a little more 00:00:44,593 00:00:48,060 2 2
2951 "about that Hummel collection, Aunt Rose. 00:00:48,093 00:00:49,793 2 2
2952 Let's pick it up right there." 00:00:49,827 00:00:51,693 2 2
2953 [GUNSHOTS AND SIRENS PLAY OVER TELEVISION SPEAKERS] 00:00:55,811 00:00:57,244 2 2
2954 You have so many nice jackets, 00:00:57,278 00:00:59,244 2 2
2955 I don't know why you had to bring this jacket. 00:00:59,278 00:01:01,244 2 2
2956 Who wears a jacket like this? 00:01:01,278 00:01:03,311 2 2
2957 What's wrong with that nice gray one? 00:01:03,344 00:01:06,644 2 2
2958 You have beautiful clothes. 00:01:06,678 00:01:08,344 2 2
2959 They sit in your closet. 00:01:08,378 00:01:09,678 2 2
2960 Morty, you can't wear this. 00:01:09,711 00:01:11,344 2 2
2961 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 00:01:11,378 00:01:13,011 2 2
2962 [TIRES SCREECHING ON TELEVISION] 00:01:13,044 00:01:14,678 2 2
2963 Are you getting that? 00:01:17,844 00:01:19,078 2 2
2964 I thought you were getting it. 00:01:19,111 00:01:20,978 2 2
2965 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 00:01:21,011 00:01:23,345 2 2
2966 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 00:01:23,345 00:01:23,511 2 2
2967 Should I pick up? 00:01:23,544 00:01:24,578 2 2
2968 Do you want me to get that? 00:01:24,611 00:01:27,944 2 2
2969 I'll get it! 00:01:27,978 00:01:29,078 2 2
2970 I'll get it! 00:01:29,111 00:01:30,211 2 2
2971 [SIRENS, TIRES SCREECHING ON TELEVISION] 00:01:33,978 00:01:35,844 2 2
2972 Hello? 00:01:35,878 00:01:37,311 2 2
2973 Hello? 00:01:37,344 00:01:39,311 2 2
2974 [GUNSHOTS, DISCO-FLAVORED CHASE MUSIC ON TELEVISION] 00:01:41,111 00:01:44,311 2 2
2975 Hi. 00:01:46,544 00:01:47,682 2 2
2976 [LOUDLY] Would you make this thing lower? 00:01:48,439 00:01:51,306 2 2
2977 I can hear it on the street. 00:01:51,339 00:01:52,672 2 2
2978 Hey, Jer, how did you do? [LOWERS VOLUME] 00:01:52,706 00:01:53,345 2 2
2979 Hey, Jer, how did you do? [LOWERS VOLUME] 00:01:53,345 00:01:54,839 2 2
2980 We won. I made an incredible play in the field. 00:01:54,872 00:01:58,139 2 2
2981 It was a tag-up at third base. 00:01:58,172 00:01:59,739 2 2
2982 I threw the guy out from left field on a fly. 00:01:59,772 00:02:02,806 2 2
2983 We'll be in the championship game Wednesday 00:02:04,106 00:02:05,672 2 2
2984 because of me. 00:02:05,706 00:02:07,272 2 2
2985 It was the single greatest moment in my life. 00:02:07,306 00:02:10,072 2 2
2986 This is your greatest moment, a game? 00:02:10,106 00:02:12,772 2 2
2987 Well, no. Uh... Sharon Besser, of course. 00:02:12,806 00:02:17,772 2 2
2988 You know what my greatest moment was, don't you? 00:02:17,806 00:02:20,639 2 2
2989 1946. I went to work for Harry Flemming... 00:02:20,672 00:02:23,345 2 2
2990 1946. I went to work for Harry Flemming... 00:02:23,345 00:02:24,472 2 2
2991 and I came up with the idea for the beltless trench coat. 00:02:24,506 00:02:27,206 2 2
2992 Jerry, look at this sport jacket. 00:02:29,039 00:02:30,939 2 2
2993 Is this a jacket to wear to an anniversary party? 00:02:30,972 00:02:33,239 2 2
2994 Well, the man's an individualist. 00:02:33,272 00:02:35,806 2 2
2995 He worked for Harry Flemming. 00:02:35,839 00:02:38,172 2 2
2996 He knows what he's doing. 00:02:38,206 00:02:39,772 2 2
2997 But it's their 50th anniversary. 00:02:39,806 00:02:41,672 2 2
2998 Your mother doesn't like my taste in clothing. 00:02:41,706 00:02:43,806 2 2
2999 You know, I spoke to Manya and Isaac 00:02:43,839 00:02:45,406 2 2
3000 on the phone today. 00:02:45,439 00:02:46,639 2 2
3001 They invited you again. I think you should go. 00:02:46,672 00:02:49,072 2 2
3002 First of all, I made plans with Elaine. 00:02:49,106 00:02:51,006 2 2
3003 So bring her. 00:02:51,039 00:02:52,406 2 2
3004 I don't even know them. What is she, a second cousin? 00:02:52,439 00:02:53,345 2 2
3005 I don't even know them. What is she, a second cousin? 00:02:53,345 00:02:56,006 2 2
3006 I mean, I met them three times in my life. 00:02:56,039 00:02:58,006 2 2
3007 I don't know her either. 00:02:58,039 00:02:59,639 2 2
3008 She made me fly from Florida for this, 00:02:59,672 00:03:01,672 2 2
3009 and then she criticizes my jacket. 00:03:01,706 00:03:04,206 2 2
3010 At least come and say hello, 00:03:05,639 00:03:07,472 2 2
3011 have a cup of coffee, then you leave. 00:03:07,506 00:03:09,339 2 2
3012 How come he gets to leave? 00:03:09,372 00:03:11,039 2 2
3013 If I wind up sitting next to uncle Leo, I am leaving. 00:03:12,872 00:03:16,306 2 2
3014 He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me. 00:03:16,339 00:03:18,939 2 2
3015 I guess it's because so many people have left 00:03:18,972 00:03:20,906 2 2
3016 in the middle of his conversation. 00:03:20,939 00:03:23,345 2 2
3017 in the middle of his conversation. 00:03:23,345 00:03:24,072 2 2
3018 And it's always about Jeffrey, right? 00:03:24,106 00:03:25,806 2 2
3019 Yeah. He talks about him like he split the atom. 00:03:25,839 00:03:29,506 2 2
3020 The kid works for the Parks department. 00:03:29,539 00:03:31,372 2 2
3021 Morty, you coming in? 00:03:32,372 00:03:34,472 2 2
3022 Oh, yeah! I forgot all about it. 00:03:34,506 00:03:37,006 2 2
3023 Hey. How'd you do? 00:03:37,039 00:03:38,506 2 2
3024 We won. We're in the finals on Wednesday. 00:03:38,539 00:03:40,172 2 2
3025 Yeah! 00:03:40,206 00:03:41,306 2 2
3026 What is this about? 00:03:41,339 00:03:42,506 2 2

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CREATE TABLE subtitles
            (subtitle_id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
             contents TEXT,
             start TEXT,
             end TEXT,
             season INTEGER,
             episode INTEGER);
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